You bought the table. Now where does it go? Most people don't think about storage until after the purchase — then they're staring at something that clearly doesn't belong in the living room. Here's how to store a milking table so it stays accessible but invisible.

How Much Space Does a Milking Table Actually Take?

This depends on the model. The MILKER line folds flat for storage — the folded dimensions are roughly 72" x 24" x 6" (length x width x height when flat). That's roughly the size of a folded massage table.

When folded, the table lays flat and has a low profile — the key question is whether you have a flat surface of adequate length to slide it under or lean it against.

Under-Bed Storage: The Best Option for Most People

If your bed has adequate clearance — typically 8–10 inches — a folded MILKER slides neatly underneath. This is the most common storage solution and has zero footprint in the room.

• Use a furniture riser to increase bed clearance if needed (4" risers are common and inexpensive)
• Wrap the table in a furniture blanket or a fitted sheet to prevent dust buildup on the upholstery
• Store flat, not on its side — the vinyl is designed for flat storage and will hold its shape better

Closet and Wardrobe Storage

A folded milking table fits vertically in most standard closets — leaned flat against the back wall between hanging items and the wall. To make this work:

• Keep a clear 24-inch-wide vertical slot along one wall of the closet
• Use a wardrobe bag or furniture cover to protect the upholstery from clothes rubbing against it
• If the closet floor is in view of visitors, a long coat or curtain conceals it completely

Covering and Concealing

A bare folded milking table is obviously a milking table. A covered one looks like a piece of wrapped furniture or a folding table. Some options:

• Fitted furniture blanket — cheap, effective, neutral
• Garment bag — most closet-stored tables fit in an extra-long garment bag (available for $15–$25)
• Custom fabric cover — if you're storing it in a visible location, a tailored cover makes it look like a prop or art piece

The goal is simply to break the visual silhouette. A wrapped shape reads as "thing in storage," not "sex furniture."

Storage Tips for the Accessories

The table itself is the easy part. Accessories — restraints, toys, cleaning supplies — need their own solution:

• Use a lockable storage box (ottomans with internal compartments are popular)
• A dedicated drawstring bag that stores alongside the table keeps everything together
• Cleaning supplies should be stored separately from toys in a sealed bag to prevent cross-contamination