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MILKER: MOO – Milking Table with Big Glory Hole
MILKER: MOO – Milking Table with Big Glory Hole
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Milking Table with Big Glory Hole-Massage Table with Hole for Men - UNOBSTRUCTED Access (Cow Pattern)
MOO-VE OVER, ORDINARY TABLES
Milker: Moo Edition turns heads with its bold cow-print finish, while keeping the underside completely clear. No cables, no clutter—just maximum access and freedom of movement.
OPTIONAL PRIVACY CURTAIN
Upgrade your experience with a premium privacy curtain made of high-quality, washable fabric. Attaches easily with Velcro around the table for added discretion and anonymity—use it when you want it, remove it when you don’t.
BUILT STRONG, STORES EASY
Sturdy steel frame holds steady but folds nearly flat (about 7–8 inches). Slides under a bed or into a closet for discreet storage until you’re ready to play.
WIPE CLEAN IN SECONDS
Smooth, easy-clean PU leather surface stays fresh and bold with minimal effort. Always ready for action.
FULL-SIZE FOR FULL ACCESS
Measuring 71" x 24" x 25.5", this milking table is generously proportioned for comfort on top and easy maneuverability underneath. Plenty of room where it matters most.
Honestly better than I imagined. Heavy duty but folds flat. It is a real piece of craftsmanship, not a novelty.
It's the perfect mix of playful design and serious quality. The Moo pattern is fun, but the build quality means business.
Solid steel frame with no weak spots. The surface feels professional-grade. Cleans easily and looks brand new after each use.
Took me less than ten minutes to assemble. Everything just clicked into place. The cow design adds a cheeky flair.
I can fold it, store it, and move it myself. Compact when stored, full sized when opened. Exactly what I needed.
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