MILKER: CLASSIC - Milking Table Massage Table with Glory Hole

This is the MILKER Classic: our original, entry-level legend.
The no-frills way to get cocky. Built tough with a reinforced steel frame and stabilizing supports, it’s steady, reliable, and rated up to 220 lbs. It does exactly what it should, every single time.

Adjust it your way
Eight lockable height levels from 21.7 to 28.3 inches, plus a cushioned headrest that tilts and extends so everything lines up just right. Comfort on top. Easy access underneath.

You get it out in seconds. And hide it even faster.
Spacious at 70.9 × 23.6 inches, then folds suitcase-style to slide under the bed or into a closet (35.4 × 24 × 6.3 inches). Take it with you, hide it away... your call.

Classic glory hole setup
One face hole, one round access glory hole hole for men. Strong underneath, open where it matters. Simple. Effective. Classic milking design.

Soft privacy mask included
A washable comfort mask for when you want full face coverage and extra discretion.

Easy-clean, handmade feel
Smooth black PU leather, dense foam padding, anti-slip feet. Water-resistant and wipes clean in seconds. Always ready.

Our most discreet model (seriously).
This one doubles as an undercover massage table. Throw a towel over the hole and it’s just furniture. You could even show your in-laws your “new massage table”, just make damn sure you cover the hole.

Discreet shipping, always
Plain, unbranded box. No names. No hints. Total privacy from door to bedroom.

Home in Bold.
The MILKER Classic. Start strong. Get cocky.