Milking Tables

2.5x stronger frame. More space below.

  • Solid frame that stays stable

  • Open underside on select models

  • Privacy curtain on select models

Welcome to the Milking Tables: Not the kind you’ll find on a farm… at least not that we’re aware of.

These fold out when you’re feeling brave, get you cocky, and fold right back up when it’s time to pretend you’re a normal functional adult again. Sturdy as hell, comfy where it counts, and easy to wipe down after things get messy. From “it’s just a massage table, I swear” to full-send milking mode, get cocky with Home in Bold.

Why Home in Bold?

  • Discreet AF Shipping

    Your neighbours might not be as openminded as you are. We ship in plain boxes without mention of the product name.

  • Built for everyone

    We design for all types of couples and use cases. Home in Bold is queer-owed.

  • Easy returns & top customer service

    We have a 30 days no-hassle return policy. We pride ourselves in having really good customer service.